
Not for me, Clive
Friends who have spent their entire friendships talking about football, now doing so in front of a microphone. Welcome...
Episodes
23 episodes
Episode 23 - 2021: A Year In Football
Tim and Yoni are joined by Andrew Moore to dissect 2021 and all the football that happened in it. They review the best games, teams, goals, managers and moments, while also taking a look at the less attractive side of 'The Beautiful Game'. Incl...
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1:26:59

Episode 22 - He Beats A Lot Of Men
Tim and Yoni are back to discuss the season so far: Manchester United's disaster-class, the excellence of Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool and West Ham, the managerial merry-go-round, what Spurs can expect from Antonio Conte, and a little on...
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1:20:30

Episode 21 - It's Just *So* Burnley
Tim and Yoni preview the 2021/22 Premier League season, make terrible predictions, and talk about Lionel Messi's move to PSG.
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1:28:12

Episode 20 - I Think It's Coming Home, Yeah
Tim and Yoni discuss Euro 2020 so far: the surprise packages, the chaos, Denmark, Turkey, France, Italy and, of course, England. Is it really coming home? Predictions are made...
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1:04:25

Episode 19 - Absolutely Horrible to Watch
Tim and Yoni review their awful season predictions for an awful season, redistribute the awards, talk European finals and look ahead to Euro 2020.
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1:26:39

Episode 18 - Jamie Neville
Yoni and Tim return to discuss the week that was of European Super League, fan reaction, ownership issues and relationship repair. Preview and predictions for the rest of the season also included.
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1:14:22

Episode 17 - He Reminds Me Of Alberto Moreno
Tim and Yoni talk about Diego Maradona, his impact on football and iconic status. Also discussed: Guardiola's contract extension, Liverpool's injuries, Spurs' title tilt and young managers in big jobs.
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1:15:27

Episode 16 - Mamadou Sakho Vibes
Tim and Yoni return to discuss all the football, all the time: the Premier League so far, high-scoring matches, the transfer window, squad building, PPV games and Project Big Picture.
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1:33:00

Episode 15 - Poor Callum
Tim and Yoni return from holiday to preview the upcoming 2020/21 Premier League season, and make predictions about the following that will almost certainly make them look very silly:Title Winners Top Four Relegated&nbs...
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1:40:08

Episode 14 - Overdogs
Tim and Yoni catch up about Project Restart, how it's been to watch football again, who's been good, bad and ugly. Predictions are made for the Champions League, and Tim gets to bask in the glory of a Premier League title.
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1:35:27

Episode 13 - It's so difficult to predict right now, isn't it?
Tim and Yoni are back to preview the return of the Premier League, how it might be different, who could benefit, and how they feel about the return of something fun.
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Episode 12 - The Inbetweeners XI
This week, Tim and Yoni are joined by Andrew Moore to debate and select an XI of players in a league of their own: somewhere between the Championship and Premier League.
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2:02:25

Episode 11 - A Legal Entanglement Of Absolute Sh*t
Tim and Yoni are back to discuss football in isolation, the need for nostalgia, the social responsibility of elite clubs, where on earth we go from here, and which player/manager combination would make the best quarantine partners, with some SU...
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1:18:51

Episode 10 - A Real Overreaction
Losing Liverpool, wonderful Watford, unbeaten runs, Financial Fair Play, Manchester City, Real Madrid, Champions League, Serge Gnabry, Olympiacos, predictions, spaghetti-loving footballers and plenty more discussed in this week's pod - tune in!...
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Episode 10
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1:15:17

Episode 9 - Symphony Of Broken Dreams: a Football XI
Tim and Yoni are joined by Andrew Moore to pick an XI of players for whom they had such high hopes but, ultimately, flattered to deceive.
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Episode 9
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2:13:02

Episode 8 - Pokémourinho
A return to action after our winter break, and a lot to catch up on: Liverpool have raced ahead while others have stood still, but what does that say about the Premier League? That, and much more, behind the play button.Catch Up: 00:00 ...
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1:07:28

Episode 6 - They Probably Have A Support Group
Managerial sackings, drama in the title race, and Watford get their head out of the sand. Introduction: 00:00 - 01:14Emery & Arsenal: 01:15 - 40:33Silva, Ferguson & Everton: 40:34 - 55:53Manchester, a City divid...
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1:37:50

Episode 3 - Steve Walsh's Magic Hands
Introduction: 00:00 - 01:04Liverpool 2-1 Spurs: 01:05 - 15:14Arsenal 2-2 Aston Villa: 15:15 - 31:46Brighton 3-2 Everton: 31:47 - 50:53Burnley 2-4 Chelsea: 50:54 - 59:03Southampton 0-9 Leicester City: 59:04 - 1:12:09Manch...
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